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5 Out-of-This-World Mother’s Day Gifts That Will Arrive on Time



A Nice Dinner Aboard an Intergalactic Space Cruise

Though most moms these days are no strangers to cross-universe travel, they’re usually so busy and distracted that it feels more like a chore than an opportunity to unwind and take in the beauty that can only be found in our concept of space-time. Enter the intergalactic space cruise, the most luxurious and delicious way to see a finite portion of our infinite universe. Admittedly, the food is pretty mediocre, but that’s not why you’re there. The best part is when you’re on a cross-universe journey no one can complain that it wasn’t beautiful unless they can prove that beauty as a concept doesn’t exist at all. It really makes you think, which moms love.


A Spa Day on LV-426

This Mother’s Day, treat the one who raised you to a decadent day of luxurious relaxation and pampering on LV426, a terraformer colony that just happens to have some of the nicest spas in the universe. This hidden gem, once considered uninhabitable, literally, boasts affordable treatments of all types in addition to luxury accommodations. Though none of the spas on the planet are currently answering when we call for some reason, we do recommend booking ahead to ensure you don’t waste a trip out there, only to find no vacancies.


A Radiation-Proof Designer Clutch 

The gift that your mom didn’t even know she needed is just big enough for a lip gloss and two credit cards, matches her favorite shoes, and can withstand up to 240 microcuries of radiation exposure with no effect on its contents. The ultimate gift is the unexpected, and what could be more unexpected than a very, very expensive item whose primary feature is pretty much useless in this configuration. In other words, a gift she’ll never forget because it requires government approval to even throw it away, let alone sell it or trade it for something more practical. 


A Pendant That Contains an Actual Galaxy Inside It

You’d like to give her the world, and you know she deserves the universe, so why not compromise with an entire galaxy that she can wear around her neck? A pendant with an actual galaxy inside is more than just a conversation-starter – it’s a chance for the person who you saw as the ultimate authority figure for the first several years of your life or more to become an actual deity in charge of an entire galaxy of planets with some reasonable chance to contain extraterrestrial life. The only downside is the potential for terrifying extraterrestrial bounty hunters to come for the jewelry because it has some major significance to their culture, but the chances of that are only like 35 to 40 percent.


An Unforgettable Immersive Experience

If you’re looking for the ultimate out-of-this-world experience without having to leave the planet, Area 51 Encounter is easily the best bang for your buck. With a June opening on the horizon, you can wow your mom with tickets to be one of the first in line to see this new immersive exhibition, which will show you the evidence, the conspiracies, and even actual artifacts allegedly recovered from UFOs. The experience features the opportunity to participate in a simulated abduction as well as seven full galleries of artifacts and documentation about extraterrestrials, UFOs, and more.

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