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Alien Ship Passes Smog Test With Ease

CHICAGO - Extraterrestrials recently arriving in the area expressed surprise when they learned their flying disc would need to pass an emissions test if they planned to operate it legally in Illinois. The aliens, whose planet is unpronounceable with a human vocal tract and unwriteable in English orthography, indicated they don’t even know what smog or emissions are. “We come from an advanced civilization with perfect efficiency in our power sources,” one alien said, using some sort of technology or natural ability that lets it flawlessly communicate with any other intelligent being in the universe telepathically. Despite the claim, local authorities insisted that flying discs are not exempt under current Illinois traffic code. The extraterrestrial beings conceded and, after passing the inspection with a perfect score, immediately sped away without using their turn signal.


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