-Apr 4Scientists Reveal Eclipse Is Actually Alien SpaceshipWASHINGTON - This month’s much-anticipated solar eclipse is actually an unidentified object of unknown origin, piloted by...
-Mar 29Shocking Extraterrestrial Being Spotted in NapervilleNAPERVILLE, ILL. - Residents of Naperville were leery but ultimately not surprised this week when a flying disc from another galaxy was...
-Mar 29Alien Ship Passes Smog Test With EaseCHICAGO - Extraterrestrials recently arriving in the area expressed surprise when they learned their flying disc would need to pass an...
-Mar 29Government Finally Releases Images of Area 51 AliensUNDISCLOSED LOCATION - A commission of top-ranking officials from several agencies, including NASA, the NSA, and the Department of...